I lost 3 lbs last week!

The bad part of that is that its because I had the flu.

I'm pretty sure that I'm single again. Damn my belief that relationships aren't supposed to be hard work. Everyone keeps telling me I'm wrong, which can only lead to 2 possible outcomes:

1) I die old and alone, but have lived a relatively stress free life MY WAY.
2) I find someone great and say HA-HA! I was right you were wrong!

Neither one seems too bad.

Pens/Rangers on VS tonight. Should be bombdigity.

I've decided that I'm going to be a whitewater rafting guide this year, and I'm joining a roller hockey league in april.

Now I'm going to go lift weights, cut my hair, shave, and watch some hockey.

Thought of the day: How can you become as awesome as you are and still feel like a looser? Jeffrey Lewis.

I had a dream last night that I knocked a hole in a wall and saw a hologram of the virgin mary, but she wasn't the virgin mary, she was a spooky green ghost face. Anywho, I took the sight of mary as a divine sign that I needed to accept christ as my savior and be born again(i know, mary is a catholic thing), and had the plumber(don't know where he came from) save me right there in the bathtub.

My dreams are so screwy...