Stupid Girl Tricks.
I'll never understand the propensity that women have towards doing stupid stuff. Instead of saying the sentence "Hey, what time are you leaving? Want to walk me to my car?", the sentence "I'm out of here, good night" comes out. Now, I'm not stupid, I know that "I'm out of here, good night" means "walk me to my car", but I don't care what it means, because "walk me to my car" also means "walk me to my car".
I figured out a lot of this a long time ago, and if I put my knowledge to practical purpose, I would probably be a pretty decent boyfriend, but as it is, I'm generally a bad boyfriend because I don't want to think about the hidden meaning behind words. To me, they're just words, they mean what they say. So I play stupid, I take every word as literal as possible, and respond accordingly. "OK, have a good night".
Now, the real sentence that was supposed to be said first finally gets said "What time are you staying till?" Problem is that I'm already annoyed at the existence of the first sentence. "I dunno, I got some things to do, I'll talk to you later."
Ladies, quit being stupid, or even better, if you have any cute friends that think the stupid things that you do are stupid, send em my way, we'll probably get along.
I figured out a lot of this a long time ago, and if I put my knowledge to practical purpose, I would probably be a pretty decent boyfriend, but as it is, I'm generally a bad boyfriend because I don't want to think about the hidden meaning behind words. To me, they're just words, they mean what they say. So I play stupid, I take every word as literal as possible, and respond accordingly. "OK, have a good night".
Now, the real sentence that was supposed to be said first finally gets said "What time are you staying till?" Problem is that I'm already annoyed at the existence of the first sentence. "I dunno, I got some things to do, I'll talk to you later."
Ladies, quit being stupid, or even better, if you have any cute friends that think the stupid things that you do are stupid, send em my way, we'll probably get along.
posted by delinx32 @ 2:42 PM
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2 Comments:
At 6:52 AM ,
John McCracken said...
Here is a tip, son. It's a test. They want to see how much you care. The right thing to do is say, "Gees, can I walk you to your car."
Now I understand your point. But here is a counter point: would you rather be happy or right? Before you answer, you must understand this one very important point, with woman you can't be both. So, if you want to have a relationship with a woman, that is a reality.
We think with the left side of our brains and they think with the left. If you want to find someone who thinks like you, you might want to consider switching teams. And, I would caution you, though I can say for sure since I've never switched teams, gay men are about as odd as women, maybe more so. That's why gay men relate so well to woman.
These are just some thoughts, son. If relationsips were easy, we would still be in a place called the Garden of Eden. God set us up, son.
At 10:34 PM ,
Anonymous said...
Maybe you should listen to your dad... hahaha, you're hilarious Mr. McCracken.
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