Down with the wegmans!

Turn you're damn curse word filters on for this one. Why? WHY? Because I was just FORCED to go to stupid ass wegmans. What is wegmans? Its the devil of all supermarkets...but also the only one open at 10 o'clock. Its huge, and its organized by shit-faced blind gypsies who think its funny to put ketchup by styrofoam coolers, and paper plates by pickles.

I hate the damn place. They organize everything so you have to walk around the store aimlessly to try and find what you want. The rice is in the "world food" section, syrup has its own section, and the damn BBQ sauce is in the "vinegar" section. Eff wegmans. Screw them.

I'm sure that they're "hoping" that I see something else that I want while I'm there so I spend more money, but WTF? I'm a GUY. I know what I want BEFORE I even enter the store.

Here's me: "OK, I need chicken, and low sugar BBQ sauce."

Here's wegmans: "Mwahahahaha, I'm sure that we can get this guy to buy paper plates and saur kraut, if we just position them within his field of view!" HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Screw you wegmans, I'm going home! OH NO, I'M MISSING THE SCIENTOLOGY SOUTH PARK! LATER!