Ha ha, we win, you loose...

Today is a great day in a america. Sure, all we've really done is gotten rid of some corrupt, take take take, don't give no crap bout you politicians and installed some other politicians that are equally as bad as the original politicians, BUT most importantly, we've restored the foundation of our government. Checks and Balances. It will be a lot harder to do stuff that hurts this country now, asthe two parties will once again actually have to discuss the issues and come to a common agreement. Hoorah for checks and balances.

Now, I didn't get many votes...actually, I didn't get any at all. I think I have a good platform, but my delivery needs work. I'm telling people "Hey, vote for me, and I'll make myself rich and give myself an army!". Needless to say, folks aren't very receptive to that. I think I need to kiss some babies or something. I'll be back in 2010, don't you worry.

The sad part is, that there is actually a chance that I could be a senator at some point. I mean, hell, some dead lady won by a vote of 100 to 64. If I were in that election, I would have only needed to convince 65 people to vote for me to beat the looser who couldn't beat a dead lady. I could easily get 65 people to like me well enough, and I'd only have to kiss one or 2 babies along the way.

So, here's to me, a future senator....or congressman....or whatever is easiest to win. I have a bright bright future in politics, as soon as I figure out how to soften my platform message.