Need a break...

...from my speech writing, so I'm gonna blog. I finally got my grade back on my first speech, it was an A-/B+. What the eff lady? Is it an A-, or is it a B+? Make up your stupid mind. I didn't know it was possible to give an ambiguous grade. I hate this class, and I can't wait until its over and I can get back to grades that I have control over. If you're given a math test, the answers are either right or they're wrong, there's no subjectivity in math or science. It has nothing to do with your eye contact or posture.

While staring at a reflection of myself towering over everyone else in line at sheetz, I came to a new understanding of myself. I take up a lot of space, like a mountain, but I'm more of a gentle rolling hill, but I'm a gentle rolling hill with a sharp cliff on it that makes it pretty imposing, but on the other side of the hill, its pretty smooth climbing, just a leisurely stroll to the top, but most people don't look past the cliff, which is fine, because the cliff is there for a purpose. The cliff keeps away the kids that just want to climb a hill and party at the top throwing beer cans everywhere and trashing the place. Only the people who really want to see the view from the top will bother to get there.

I love when I get to ramble nonsense, its helps in my lifelong journey towards my ultimate goal: to be just like Detective Columbo when I'm old. That guy is awesome, and so lovable.

I'll leave you with this thought:

If someone yells duck in a crowd, should you duck, and risk looking silly if there is nothing to duck for, should you not duck and risk injury from whatever is duck-worthy, or look up to avoid getting pooped on?

Personally, I don't ever want to be pooped on, but that's just me. *sigh*, this is why I hate speech class...my brain is fried.