Chrismas keeps getting more annoying.

Year after year they find new ways to make christmas get more annoying. I'm not a fan of midgets, everyone knows that. They're creepy. They're small, disproportionate, and talk funny, and some people say they carry bubonic plague, but I think that's a rumor. Why the heck are there so many midgets in commercials these days? Midgets are filling roles that are usually resevered for cute things, like puppy dogs, and children.

Elves? Please. Midgets suck. They're not "cute" because they're little. Put antlers on a cat or something, now THAT is cute.