Dentist

I hate dentists, actually, I hate going to the dentist, my dentist is a pretty nice guy, and I don't hate him. He's the guy that found my tumor, so I like him even a little better. When the dentist is pulling your tounge back and forth, and rubbing your jaw, he's not just being wierd, he's actually looking for things like tumors that you might never know about. How often do you stick your finger in your mouth and feel below your tounge for a tumor? Not very often I'm thinking.

Anyway, my dentist has told me that I need to quit biting my fingernails, so I'm obliged to listen, because teeth are the only part of your body that if you eff em up, you can't really grow them back. I guess they have fake teeth that they can wire into your jaw and stuff these days, but that's a pretty expensive thing I think.