Mr Evil Egg Nog Flavored Ice Cream Maker Guy

You gotta sing the title like it was in a bud light commercial. Seriously, egg nog ice cream? How does one pass that by? I mean, I like egg nog, and I like ice cream....sheesh. Curse you flavor maker guy!

My late night reading is affecting my dreams. I've got carl one upped in the crazy dreams department. Last night I had a dream that I was in a department store verbally arguing with a co-worker, which ended with me storming out of the store, finding a dilapidated church, crawling inside and urinating out of a window.

I've got 3 dollars and a cupcake for anyone who can explain that one to me. I think reading time is going to be ending a little earlier than 2 am from now on.