Life is so cruel.
My xbox was shipped back to me 3-day select shipping! Wooohooo! It was shipped on Monday...wait...uh...tuesday...wednesday...thursday...emmmer effin effer! Its going to get here on friday, sure, plenty of time to pack it up for vacation, yay, but I'm going to be in Philly looking at King Tut's dead ass so I won't be available to sign for it. Stupid signiture service. Oh, and hey Erica at UPS, you SUCK. The only way you could have been less helpful is if you spoke french while you were being unhelpful. I don't know you, but believe me, your stupidity will be legendary. My children's children's children will still be laughing at you and your piddley little brain.
Tell me, how does a company advertise a product and make well known that its pulling well over a 250% profit on it and still sell it? I'm talking about the iphone of course. Sure, its hecka cool, but they already advertised that the thing costs less than 200$ to make, so all you fools paying 600$ for one of them...you're whats effing wrong with america, well you and american idol anyway.
I've been told repeatedly to not drink the lehigh river water. I don't know why, I still drink it on occasion, and I'm not quite dead yet. It occurred to me, as I was taking a leak in the morning, that I was in fact pissing in water that Iraqi's would kill to drink. I'd never drink water out of a toilet, but the truth is that our toilet water is cleaner than 70% of the rest of the world's water supply.
I think its funny how if you actually do something to damage someone's property, they get all pissed off. If I were to take my mac 10, and bust some caps in your ride, you'd get a little bent about it; same if I put a baseball through the back window of your SUV; however, if I put little stickers that look like bullet holes on my car, or a stick on baseball that looks like its stuck in the window, people think its cute.
67 Million people tuned into "America's got talent". I wish I had a reverse microwave emitter that could travel backwards along the cable that comes into my house that would actually insert some sense into those people's brains, or melt their brains, either way the problem is solved and the world would be a better place.
I think I want to move to the dirty south. People in the south don't have to pay high energy bills, and I don't want to pay 12% of my salary to the natural gas company anymore.
Bleh...if I had an xbox to play, I wouldn't have time to think stupid stuff like this, I would just be like every other mindless american, happily engaged in my world of gagetry and chinese take out.
Tell me, how does a company advertise a product and make well known that its pulling well over a 250% profit on it and still sell it? I'm talking about the iphone of course. Sure, its hecka cool, but they already advertised that the thing costs less than 200$ to make, so all you fools paying 600$ for one of them...you're whats effing wrong with america, well you and american idol anyway.
I've been told repeatedly to not drink the lehigh river water. I don't know why, I still drink it on occasion, and I'm not quite dead yet. It occurred to me, as I was taking a leak in the morning, that I was in fact pissing in water that Iraqi's would kill to drink. I'd never drink water out of a toilet, but the truth is that our toilet water is cleaner than 70% of the rest of the world's water supply.
I think its funny how if you actually do something to damage someone's property, they get all pissed off. If I were to take my mac 10, and bust some caps in your ride, you'd get a little bent about it; same if I put a baseball through the back window of your SUV; however, if I put little stickers that look like bullet holes on my car, or a stick on baseball that looks like its stuck in the window, people think its cute.
67 Million people tuned into "America's got talent". I wish I had a reverse microwave emitter that could travel backwards along the cable that comes into my house that would actually insert some sense into those people's brains, or melt their brains, either way the problem is solved and the world would be a better place.
I think I want to move to the dirty south. People in the south don't have to pay high energy bills, and I don't want to pay 12% of my salary to the natural gas company anymore.
Bleh...if I had an xbox to play, I wouldn't have time to think stupid stuff like this, I would just be like every other mindless american, happily engaged in my world of gagetry and chinese take out.
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