Got some time to kill, and my blog is my axe.
I'm playing poker tonight, and I have a few hours before that, and I'm trying to resist the call of quiznos, so I'm gonna blog. First off, I'm not going to be able to resist quiznos...I was able to resist quiznos yesterday because "I don't eat quiznos on tuesday", but I do in fact, eat quiznos on wednesday, so I'm all out of excuses.
Secondly, I think I've come up with a pretty good million dollar website idea, I'm not going to write it here, because someone will steal it, but its good. If you'd like to know more, please paypal 2$ to getrichquick@mattsawesome.com. Anyone can do it from the comfort of their own home using nothing but their PC, a letter opener, a 6ft extension cord, and a turkey baster. Act now, this market is about to EXPLODE!
Thirdly, I haven't seen a midget, talked about a midget, fought with a midget, ran from a midget, or played catch with a midget in quite some time. This leads me to believe that the Internation Midgets League and Association of otherwise Short People, or IMLASP for short(haha short) has given up on their crusade against me. To the midgets of the world, I say "Don't be hating cause I'm tall."
Disclaimer: You won't get rich quickly using anything I tell you, but if you wanna send me 2$ anyway, go ahead, but not to the address above, that's fake. Email me for my real address.
Secondly, I think I've come up with a pretty good million dollar website idea, I'm not going to write it here, because someone will steal it, but its good. If you'd like to know more, please paypal 2$ to getrichquick@mattsawesome.com. Anyone can do it from the comfort of their own home using nothing but their PC, a letter opener, a 6ft extension cord, and a turkey baster. Act now, this market is about to EXPLODE!
Thirdly, I haven't seen a midget, talked about a midget, fought with a midget, ran from a midget, or played catch with a midget in quite some time. This leads me to believe that the Internation Midgets League and Association of otherwise Short People, or IMLASP for short(haha short) has given up on their crusade against me. To the midgets of the world, I say "Don't be hating cause I'm tall."
Disclaimer: You won't get rich quickly using anything I tell you, but if you wanna send me 2$ anyway, go ahead, but not to the address above, that's fake. Email me for my real address.
posted by delinx32 @ 3:03 PM
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3 Comments:
At 5:41 AM ,
crazykarl7 said...
Good idea to keep the idea a secret. Look what happened with Club HIV.
At 9:13 AM ,
Anonymous said...
it's judaism, not that it will replace the awesome oratory promise of 'jewishness'. and have i told you that i think you're hilarious. oh wait, i told shayna, cuz you don't accept anonymous comments. i'm not midget, might pass for short, kinda, but nope, not a hater...too many tall family members.
At 9:14 AM ,
Anonymous said...
oops, you do accept anonymous, and not to undo my anonymnity (good grief, i can SAY that, can't SPELL it worth a d...well, you know) k-ie
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