if you're at a casino with your girlfriend, and you feel the need to lean over and kiss her every 2 and a half seconds, fucking don't, and especially don't do "smoochy" kisses that make that "smoochy" sound. It really pisses off the guy next to you, trust me.
awwww....sounds like someone didn't enjoy the nausia that often accompanies humans who have a selfish disregard for the pda tolerance level held by the majority of the rest of the world, since they aren't 'in love with the bestest, most neatest, hottest chick EVAR!!!!111oneoneone'
ReplyDeletei mean, really hun, didn't it ever occur to you that YOU'RE the one with the problem, not smoochy and his chicksidekick smoochette? damn, i totally just put smurfette into my brain...that'll teach me to be a smartass about folks. anyways, the preceeding was rank with sarcasm and i think you should start making some equally obnoxious reaction to it next time, that is if you're feeling frisky cuz i understand that those less fortunate men who date out of insecurity might actually get pissed off and throw down. you love me even if i'm random in the mornings. luffs mprs
You're right, I should burp every time they smooch, or pretend like I have Tourettes
ReplyDeletedid you win or lose. That might have some affect on your temper.
ReplyDeleteI was up 300 bucks at that point, and my temper remains the same, regardless of the situation.
ReplyDelete"I was up 300 bucks at that point." and "regardless of the situation." The last time I went to a casino I was up 300 bucks and walked out down 50 bucks. Did you win or lose?
ReplyDeleteI won 240 bucks. I would have won 300, but there were these annoying people next to me kissing all the time and blowing my concentration.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to hear that.
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